Stapy Scares Pin
Pin: G-G-G-Ghosts! I'll show them all! So long! Go on!! "Go on!!!" Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes. end Flashback Theatre montage. Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage. As the track ends, the answering machine rings. It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler. She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more I'll say to you Once more I am to blame Then once again I am innocent once again I'll marry Anne if she will let me-
[The lights black turn off. The ghost wails ghostly.]
Ghost: [As it opens the front door] Pin!
Pin: Wha?
[The ghost tosses over a table and barrel. It picks up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
Ghost: Pin, I've come to haunt you.
[Pin uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
Pin: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
[The ghost moans ghostly. The ghost walks by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Pin hits the ball faster.]
Pin: I'm warning ya!
[The ghost moans. The ghost stops the ball. The ghost then cuts the string.]
Pin: [shivering] Ooh!
Ghost: [quietly] Boo.
[Pin screams.]
Pin: I gotta get out of here!
[She runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
Ghost: You can't escape, Pin. I've glued the door shut.
[The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Haunted House.]
Pin: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
[Pin tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots her backwards, and she crashes into a table]
Ghost: Nice try, Pin, but I replaced all the glass with rubber!
[Pin dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. She pulls herself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
Ghost: Too late, Pin, I've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Pin cowers in a corner.]
Pin: Please, spirit, leave me be.
[The ghost laughs.]
Ghost: [while Pin is incoherently begging for her life] I got Pin good. [to Pin] You're going to pay, Pin.
Pin: [shaking with fear] No, spirit, please!
Ghost: Pay!
[a dollar floats in the air]
Pin: No!
Ghost: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
Pin: No! Don't burn my dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on the ghost, making it reappear, revealing Stapy. He laughs, not noticing he's visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Skydiving Stapy.
Stapy: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
[Stapy looks down and notices that he is visible.]
Stapy: Uh, I'm visible again. [Stapy looks down, then he screams. Pin lifts him up by the back of his neck as he tries to run.]
Pin: So you are the ghost of Goiky.
Stapy: I'm really sorry, Pin. Please don't chop me into little pieces and eat 'em.
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