Stapy Scares Pin

 

  • Pin: G-G-G-Ghosts! I'll show them all! So long! Go on!! "Go on!!!" Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes. end Flashback Theatre montage. Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage. As the track ends, the answering machine rings. It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler. She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more I'll say to you Once more I am to blame Then once again I am innocent once again I'll marry Anne if she will let me-

  • [The lights black turn off. The ghost wails ghostly.]

  • Ghost: [As it opens the front door] Pin!

  • Pin: Wha?

  • [The ghost tosses over a table and barrel. It picks up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]

  • Ghost: Pin, I've come to haunt you.

  • [Pin uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]

  • Pin: Stay back, I'm well-armed!

  • [The ghost moans ghostly. The ghost walks by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Pin hits the ball faster.]

  • Pin: I'm warning ya!

  • [The ghost moans. The ghost stops the ball. The ghost then cuts the string.]

  • Pin: [shivering] Ooh!

  • Ghost: [quietly] Boo.

  • [Pin screams.]

  • Pin: I gotta get out of here!

  • [She runs to the doors, but they don't open.]

  • Ghost: You can't escape, Pin. I've glued the door shut.

  • [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Haunted House.]

  • Pin: [off-screen] You'll never get me!

  • [Pin tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots her backwards, and she crashes into a table]

  • Ghost: Nice try, Pin, but I replaced all the glass with rubber!

  • [Pin dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. She pulls herself out and sits on the floor, dazed]

  • Ghost: Too late, Pin, I've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Pin cowers in a corner.]

  • Pin: Please, spirit, leave me be.

  • [The ghost laughs.]

  • Ghost: [while Pin is incoherently begging for her life] I got Pin good. [to Pin] You're going to pay, Pin.

  • Pin: [shaking with fear] No, spirit, please!

  • Ghost: Pay!

  • [a dollar floats in the air]

  • Pin: No!

  • Ghost: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]

  • Pin: No! Don't burn my dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on the ghost, making it reappear, revealing Stapy. He laughs, not noticing he's visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Skydiving Stapy.

  • Stapy: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.

  • [Stapy looks down and notices that he is visible.]

  • Stapy: Uh, I'm visible again. [Stapy looks down, then he screams. Pin lifts him up by the back of his neck as he tries to run.]

  • Pin: So you are the ghost of Goiky.

  • Stapy: I'm really sorry, Pin. Please don't chop me into little pieces and eat 'em.

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