The Flying MarkerMan
Rainbow Road Marker: I'm going to scare Marker! [opens the door and tries to scare Marker] Roblox! [Marker has some funny glasses on]
Marker: Who the heck is Roblox? [Rainbow Road Marker leaves. Marker takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to tell you.
Rainbow Road Marker: Why can't I be frightening for once? Where's my chance?
Marker: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [later, Rainbow Road walks out of his closet with a big, white robe on]
Rainbow Road Marker: What do you think?
Marker: Great! You're going as the white reaper!
Rainbow Road Marker: No, no! I'm the ghost of the Flying MarkerMan!
Marker: Uhh... something's missing. I know! [Marker runs inside Rainbow Road Marker's closet. A zentai suit falls down but then gets sawed down by Marker. Marker comes out with a pair of fabric clogs] Step into these babies, Hank. [Rainbow Road Marker steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
Rainbow Road Marker: I don't know, Marker. [doorbell rings]
Marker: Come on, Rainbow Road Marker. It's little kids! Little kids are easy to scare! [door opens]
Kids: Trick-or-treat!
Rainbow Road Marker: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Marker]Roblox is the super-rawest! [kids laugh]
Kid #1: Look, it's the Roblox-loving cloaked mattress!
Rainbow Road Marker: Okay, okay, here's your candy.
Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. [kids walk away laughing]
Rainbow Road Marker: I don't get it, Marker.
Marker: That's scary! [Marker puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [Rainbow Road Marker runs down a street trying to scare people]
Rainbow Road Marker: Oooh... I'm the Flying MarkerMan!
Marker: Oooh... I don't know who I am! [man opens door]
Rainbow Road Marker: Oooh! Oooh! I'm the Flying MarkerMan!
Marker: Oooh, I'm the Flying MarkerMan's best friend! [both run off laughing]
Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind a skeleton head]
Marker: There's a whole party just full of people down and the Flying MarkerMan is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [Rainbow Road Marker jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
Rainbow Road Marker: Boooooo! I'm the Flying MarkerMan! [Rainbow Road Marker & Marker run off laughing again]
Kid #2: Wasn't that the Roblox-loving cloaked Mattress?
Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to a haunted grim reaper! [kids laugh.]
[Rainbow Road Marker and Marker are on the roof of Castle Keep. Rainbow Road Marker is tied up with some rope which Marker will lower him in with. Rainbow Road Marker opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
Marker: Are you ready, Rainbow Road? [thumbs up from Rainbow Road Marker]
[lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. Rainbow Road Marker is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Marker begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone.]
Marker: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am the Flying MarkerMan! Booga-booga-booga-booga-booga-booga! Give me your souls! [a bee comes up behind Marker and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Marker stands up there for a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles] Ow! Ow!
Rainbow Road Marker: Whoa! [flails around in and around, then dangles upside down, revealing his pants]
Kid #3: [notices Rainbow Road Marker's pants] Hey, that's no MarkerMan, that's Rainbow Road Marker. [everyone laughs]
Rainbow Road Marker: [still dangling] Help! Help!
Marker: [using megaphone] I am not Rainbow Road Marker. Those are my street clothes! [thunder appears and the front doors are open]
Crowd: [All laughing, one of them says: Flying MarkerMan! Flying Mop!]
Flying MarkerMan: Oh shut up! [everyone gasps as glowing green smoke comes into Castle Keep. A glowing green figure appears, it turns out to be the Flying MarkerMan. He does an evil laugh, making everyone scream in terror.] You bet your lily white livers, I'm the Flying MarkerMan. And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your souls. [everyone screams] SHUT UP! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dressed like me. Turning the Flying MarkerMan name in a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at Rainbow Road Marker, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the MarkerMan costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
Rainbow Road Marker: Do you mean I'm not scary?
Flying MarkerMan: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding Rainbow Road Marker, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. And you... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one marker even shaking his head begging for mercy] First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes the ghost costume...then stares at Rainbow Road Marker in horror. The Flying MarkerMan flies out of Castle Keep screaming. Rainbow Road Marker is now shown as a skinny marker]
Rainbow Road Marker: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs. Everyone else, except Marker and himself, runs out screaming] It worked, Marker. I scared everybody!
Marker: Yeah, I guess it was your thin hat.
Rainbow Road Marker: Thin hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my skinny self.
Marker: Ohh... [he runs away screaming, and the screen fades to black.]
Rainbow Road Marker: [off-screen] Don't worry, it rises back!
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